Mother-in-law’s T-shirt

Today my wonderful wife was going through a bag of her mum’s old t-shirts and she found one with these gems on it:

TAOISM:

Shit happens

BUDDHISM:

If shit happens, it isn’t really shit

HINDUISM:

This shit has happened before

ISLAM:

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

CATHOLICISM:

Shit happens because you deserve it

PROTESTANTISM:

Let shit happen to somebody else

JUDAISM:

Why does this shit always happen to us?

RASTAFARIANISM:

Let’s smoke this shit

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